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Liza Moderator
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| Subject: Re: Pain of the past Tue Sep 04, 2007 2:54 pm | |
| I grin merrily as Dumbledore speaks, and then when he's done I stand up. "I have an announcement, I have finally discovered the wonders of laughter! Hehe, and my hair isn't actually greasy! No I haven't flipped my lid, I am in loooove!" I declare, sitting down with a large smile, and the whole hall just stares in shock for a moment, before someone starts clapping, and then therest of the hall joins in, and soon the sound of applause is deafing. I smirk over at Hermione, and wink, giving her a cue to say something should she so choose. | |
| | | Miss. Granger Moderator
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| Subject: Re: Pain of the past Wed Sep 05, 2007 9:14 am | |
| Err... I rise from the chair I'm sitting at, and opening my mouth to speak, but just stand there, and start acting like a goldfish, opening and closing my mouth. I realise I was meant to be making some ssort of statement, so I - ahem, McGonnagle - start doing the chicken dance, climbing on the table like a loon. | |
| | | Liza Moderator
Number of posts : 616 Age : 30 Location : Home Registration date : 2007-07-25
| Subject: Re: Pain of the past Wed Sep 05, 2007 11:18 am | |
| I stifle a giggle, and start clapping a steady rythm for Mineva aka Hermione to dance to, and soon the whole school is clapping along. I stand up and wave my hand, and suddenly Ladies Choice starts playing. I wave my hand away and Snape's hair is restyled to Flick style, and the clothes are the same style.
"Hey little girl with the cash to burn Well I'm selling something you won't return Hey little girl take me off the shelf Cause it's hard having fun playing with yourself Once you browse through the whole selection Shake your hips in my direction," I sing, slipping along the staff table addressing all the female staff members, before I jump off and head to the frount of the table.
"Bringing it back if she never did see Take me home and then unwrap me Shop around with every dollar I've got to be The ladies' choice Ladies' choice The ladies' choice" I sing, dancing around the Griffindor table, and seeing some shocked stares, and was that...interest?
"Hey little girl looking for a sale Test drive this American male It's going to take cash to fill my tank (It's going to take cash to fill my tank) So let's crack open your piggy bank (So let's crack open your piggy bank) Hey little girl if you're window shopping I got something that's traffic stopping" I sing, heading around the Hufflepuff table with some great moves from the sixties that look pretty damn impressive.
"Hey little girl on a spending spree I don't come cheap but the kisses come free On closer inspection I'm sure that you'll agree I'm the ladies' choice The ladies' choice The ladies' choice," I sing, heading around the Ravenclaw table, running a hand through my slicked hair and winking at a Ravenclaw girl who swoons over the new improved Snape.
"Wow! Hey little girl on a spending spree I don't come cheap but the kisses come free On closer inspection I'm sure that you'll agree
Oh, hey little girl listen to my plea I come with a lifetime guarantee One day maybe we'll find that baby makes three It's the ladies' choice I'm the ladies' choice The ladies' choice I'm the ladies' choice, choice, choice I'm the ladies' choice..." I sing, dancing around the Slytherins with a massive grin as I move and shake and recieve a few coy smirks and winks in return, finishing with a dramatic slide in frount of the Staff table in front of Mineva and facing the students, who break into applause. I was surprised at how in tune Snape's voice had sounded singing that song, and how easy it was to dance using his body. | |
| | | Miss. Granger Moderator
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| Subject: Re: Pain of the past Wed Sep 05, 2007 11:30 am | |
| "Oh. My...." I say quietly, in McGonnagles voice. I don't quite know what to make of that, I'd sat down half way through, to watch... Who knows what caused Liza to do that, but It was funny, and the students looked slightly... I don't know. They'll just hate it when the old Snape returns... whitch might have to be soon, I note, slightly panicky as I see a small tuft of Liza's hair returning in the middle of 'Snapes' head. | |
| | | Liza Moderator
Number of posts : 616 Age : 30 Location : Home Registration date : 2007-07-25
| Subject: Re: Pain of the past Wed Sep 05, 2007 11:56 am | |
| I can see McGonigal start turning into Hermione, and decide we need a decent exit. I wave my hand and the opening to you can't stop the beat starts. I signal Hermione and as McGonigal she smiles before starting to sing. "You cant stop an avalanche As it races down the hill You can try to stop the seasons, girl But ya know you never will And you can try to stop my dancin' feet
But I just cannot stand still 'Cause the world keeps spinning 'Round and 'round And my heart's keeping time To the speed of sound I was lost til I heard the drums Then I found my way" she sings, and I join her for the next bit. "'Cause you can't stop the beat
Ever since this old world began A woman found out if she shook it She could shake up a man And so i'm gonna shake and shimmy it The best that I can today
'Cause you cant stop The motion of the ocean Or the sun in the sky You can wonder if you wanna But I never ask why
And if you try to hold me down I'm gonna spit in your eye and say That you cant stop the beat!" we sing, and suddenly Pansy stands up.
"You can't stop a river As it rushes to the sea You can try and stop the hands of time But ya know it just can't be And if they try to stop us, Seamus, I'll call the n - double-a - ñ - p! 'Cause the world keeps spinning 'Round and 'round," she sings, and Seamus stands and chimes in. "'Round and 'round"
Then Pansy "And my heart's keeping time To the speed of sound" Back to Seamus "Speed of sound" Pansy once more "I was lost till I heard the drums Then I found my way" Both of them, "'Cause you can't stop the beat"
Then its all four of us singing "Ever since we first saw the light A man and woman liked to shake it On a saturday night And so i'm gonna shake and shimmy it With all my might today 'Cause you cant stop The motion of the ocean Or the rain from above They can try to stop the paradise We're dreaming of But they cannot stop the rhythm Of two hearts in love to stay 'Cause you cant stop the beat!"
Suddenly the doors burst open and Dudley, Harry's cousin, burst into the hall and burst into song. "Harry, I have a little something I'd like to say, if you don't mind. You cant stop my happiness 'Cause I like the way I am And you just can't stop my knife and fork When I see a christmas ham So if you don't like the way I look Well, I just don't give a damn!"
Then it was Dudley and the whole hall singing to the song. "'Cause the world keeps spinning 'Round and 'round And my heart's keeping time To the speed of sound I was lost til I heard the drums Then I found my way
'Cause you cant stop the beat
Ever since this old world began A woman found out if she shook it She could shake up a man And so i'm gonna shake and shimmy it The best that I can today
'Cause you cant stop The motion of the ocean Or the sun in the sky You can wonder if you wanna But I never ask why And if you try to hold me down I'm gonna spit in your eye and say That you can't stop the beat!"
Dumble dore stands, waving his hand so Dudley is banished to the muggle world again before joining in. "Step aside, Miss Buttercup... it's time to wrap this mutha' up! Oh, oh, oh, You can't stop today" Everyone, "No!" "As it comes speeding down the track" sang Dumbledore, and everyone went, "Oîí îîí îîí, child, yes" "Child, yesterday is hist'ry" went Dumbledore "Be gone!" sang everyone "And it's never coming back" declared Dumbledore "Look ahead" cheered everyone, before dancing and singing broke out for the last part of the song. "'Cause tomorrow is a brand new day And it don't know white from black Yeah! 'Cause the world keeps spinning 'Round and 'round And my heart's keeping time To the speed of sound I was lost til I heard the drums Then I found my way 'Cause you cant stop the beat Ever since we first saw the light A man and woman liked to shake it On a saturday night And so i'm gonna shake and shimmy it With all my might today 'Cause you can't stop
The motion of the ocean Or the rain from above They can try to stop ths paradise We're dreaming of But you cannot stop the rhythm Of two hearts in love to stay You can't stop the beat!
Aah, aah, aah Aah, aah, aah Aah, aah, aah
Come on, you boys in tussles Go on, shake your body muscles" everyone sang, and the rougher boys sang. "We can't!" Everyone, "Yes, you can!" The rough boys, "No, we can't!" Everyone, "Yes, you can!" The rough boys, "Yes, we can...!!!" Then everyone, meaning everyone this time sang, "You can't stop the beat!" The rouh boys then sang, "Every since we first saw the sun, Boys in the tussles are always Tryin' to impress someone But now we're gonna shake and shimmy it And have some fun Today!"
At last the song started to end, with everyone one singing. "'Cause you can't stop The motion of the ocean Or the rain from above They can try to stop the paradise We're dreaming of But you cannot stop the rhythm Of two hearts in love to stay 'Cause you can't stop the beat! You can't stop the beat!! You can't stop the beat!!!" sang everyone, and as the song drew to an end, I grabbed Mineva/Hermione's hand and dragged her out of the hall, just in time as we changed back to our normal selfs.
"Now that was fun!" I exclaim | |
| | | Miss. Granger Moderator
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| Subject: Re: Pain of the past Wed Sep 05, 2007 12:29 pm | |
| "Very." I say with a loud giggle "Funny too!" I start 'doo'ing the tune to You Can't Stop The Beat, it gets stuck in your head easily. I stop as we come close to Snape and Proffessor Mcgonnagle, and say "Hi Professors, you've just caused a right scene in the Hall". They bpoth look at each other oddly, and rush off to The Great Hall, welcomed by a rousing cheer. | |
| | | Liza Moderator
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| Subject: Re: Pain of the past Wed Sep 05, 2007 12:37 pm | |
| I smirk, "They don't know what happened, should I charm their memories so they remember?" I ask Hermione, getting ready to snap my fingers as the Great Hall begins to chant for an encore, feet stamping and people randomly dancing. | |
| | | Miss. Granger Moderator
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| Subject: Re: Pain of the past Wed Sep 05, 2007 12:42 pm | |
| "No It's funnier this way, they'll be so confused" I say, Staring into the Hall and seeing The Professors stop dead, their body stiffening, as the stusent body cheers them on. | |
| | | Liza Moderator
Number of posts : 616 Age : 30 Location : Home Registration date : 2007-07-25
| Subject: Re: Pain of the past Wed Sep 05, 2007 1:00 pm | |
| " We have to do something," I say, wringing my hands, before running nto the hall, waving my hnads so the intro to another song starts, and then I sing, "Once I was a selfish fool Who never understood I never looked inside myself Though on the outside, I looked good!
Then we met and you made me The man I am today Baby, I'm love with you No matter what you say 'Cause... Without love Life is like the seasons with No summer Without love Life is rock 'n' roll without A drummer
Well now, I'll be yours forever 'Cause I never wanna be Without love Baby, never set me free No, i ain't lyin' Never set me free, Baby, No, no, no!!" I sing, hoping like hell someone will have the sense to join in. | |
| | | Miss. Granger Moderator
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| Subject: Re: Pain of the past Wed Sep 05, 2007 1:19 pm | |
| I see her looking frantic for someone to join in, and am about to nervously join her, but am beaten to it by Ron, and I give a confused look, wondering when he decided to like singing musicals.
"Living with the Weaslys Red-hair is everywhere you go Who'd have thought I'd love a girl With hair as brown as muddy snow"
I look at him in a 'thanks for the compliment, I think' way, and continue, bright red. " In my ivory tower Life was just a hostess snack But now I've tasted ginger And I'm never going back"
I'm Rejoined by Ron "'Cuase without love" Ron sing solo "Life is like a beat that you can't follow" "Without Love" And I continue "Life is Doris Day at the Apollo" "Darling I'll be yours forever 'cause I never wanna be Without Love" Ron again "So darling never set me free No!" "I'm Yours forever Never set me free" And to my joy, the hall starts singing again "No No No!" | |
| | | Liza Moderator
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| Subject: Re: Pain of the past Thu Sep 06, 2007 10:10 am | |
| I grin, relieved that Ron and Hermione had the sense to join in so I didn't look like a prat. I see Lily and wave at her, so she knows to be ready for the nice bits. "If I'm left without my baby doll I don't know what I'll do," I sing, and Lily stands and grinsas she sings the next part. "Liza, I've got to break out So that I can get my hands on you"
I look over at Ron for the next bit of the song. | |
| | | Miss. Granger Moderator
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| Subject: Re: Pain of the past Thu Sep 06, 2007 10:41 am | |
| Ron sings "And girl, if I can't touch you Now I'm gonna lose control" Then Me Ronald, you're my gin-ger knight I've found my blue-eyed soul" And everyone in the Hall: "Sweet freedom is our goal" And Liza "Lil, I wanna kiss ya! Lily: "Let me out at the next toll!" All of Us sing: "Without love" And Ron: "life is like a prom that won't invite us" All again: "Without love" AndLiza: "Life's getting my big date and herpititus" And us all again; "Without love" Me, once more "Life's a '45' when you can't buy it" Everyone sings "Without love" and Lily "Life is like my mother on a diet" Everyone for another time "Like a week that's only Mondays Only ice cream, never sundaes Like a circle with no center Like a door marked "do not enter!" Darling I'll be yours forever 'Cause I never wanna be... Without love" And Me and Lily "Yes now you've captured me" Everone again "Without love" Ron and LIly sing "I surrender happily" The entire hall: "Without love" And Me near the background "Oh Ronald, Never set me free" Me and Ron "No, no, no" Lily and Liza sing "No, I ain't lyin'" And me and Ron together "Never set me free" The Student body, "No, no, no No, I dont wanna live without" And Me "Love, love, love" And Liza again "Yeah, yeah, yeah" And for the last of the song, everyone sings "Darling, you had best believe me, Never leave me without love!"
[ooc - my fingers hurt ~sob~] | |
| | | Liza Moderator
Number of posts : 616 Age : 30 Location : Home Registration date : 2007-07-25
| Subject: Re: Pain of the past Thu Sep 06, 2007 10:58 am | |
| The hall erupts into cheers and whoops, and I turn to Sanpe and McGonigal. "Listening to you perform earlier I felt so inspired, I had to sing, and obviously the others agrreed," I say, clicking my fingers so they see exactly what happened. Snape turns white and McGonigal looks like she's going to faint. I need to think of a distraction, so I jump onto the Staff Table and grin at the Students. "I'm got one for all you guys who are sick of being bossed about by your family!" i declare, before snapping my fingers so more music starts. "Stop telling me what to do Don't treat me like a child of two I know that you want what's best But mother, please, Give it a rest!!!
Stop! Don't! No! Please! Stop! Don't! No! Please! Stop! Don't! No! Please! Mama. I'm a big girl now!
Once upon a time when i was just a kid You never let me do iust what the older kids did But lose that laundry list of what you won't allow 'Cause mama, i'm a big girl now
Once upon a time i used to play with toys But now i'd rather play around with teenage boys So, if i get a hickey, please don't have a cow 'Cause mama, i'm a big girl now
Ma, i gotta tell you that without a doubt I get my best dancing lessons from you You're the one who taught me how to "twist and shout" Because you shout non-stop And you're so twisted too! Wo -oh -oh -oh -oh
Once i used to fidget 'Cause i just sat home But now i'm just like Gidget And i gotta get to rome! So say, arrivederci! Toodle-loo! And ciao! 'Cause mama, i'm a big girl now
Stop! Don't! No! Please! Stop! Don't! No! Please! Stop! Don't! No! Please! Mama, i'm a big girl now (hey mama, say mama)
Once upon a time i was a shy young thing Could barely walk and talk so much as dance and sing But let me hit that stage, i wanna take my bow 'Cause mama, i'm a big girl now Wo - oh - oh - oh - oh
Once upon a time i used to dress up 'ken' But now that i'm a woman, i like bigger men And i don't need a barbie doll to show me how 'Cause mama, i'm a big girl now
Ma, you always taught me What was right from wrong And now i iust wanna give it a try Mama, i've been in the nest for far too long So please give a push and mama watch me fly Watch me fly Hey, mama, say mama
Someday i will meet a man You won't condemn And we will have some kids And you can torture them But let me be a star Before i take that vow 'Cause mama, i'm a big girl now
Oh - Oh - Oh Mama, i'm a big girl now Hey - Hey - Hey Mama, i'm a big girl Ooh, such a big, big girl! I'm a big girl now Stop! Don't! No! Please! Stop! Don't! No! Please! Stop! Don't! No! Please! Mama, i'm a big girl now!!!" I sing, dancing around the hall and ending up sliding infront of The teachers | |
| | | Miss. Granger Moderator
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| Subject: Re: Pain of the past Thu Sep 06, 2007 12:30 pm | |
| I stifle a laugh as she sings, as nobody had joined her, and watch people applaud, and Minerv and Severus look so confused, but like they can't explain. I run up to the staff table, grabbing Liza's arm and dragging her out of the hall. "Come on" I murmer "We've caused enough turmoil as it is" When I say the word turmoil, I notice Harry and Ron had looked at Each other, speaking unknown words over the cheers, and had stood up, walking owards me and Liza. | |
| | | Liza Moderator
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| Subject: Re: Pain of the past Thu Sep 06, 2007 12:39 pm | |
| I pout as Hermione pulls me out of the hall. "But they liked me, they were clapping!" I whine as she drags me out of the hall, and then I see Harry and Ron coming towards us. "Oh hiya guys! How are you?" | |
| | | Miss. Granger Moderator
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| Subject: Re: Pain of the past Thu Sep 06, 2007 12:42 pm | |
| I notice they'd gained on us, and stop, releasing Liza. "Great" smiles Harry, then pauses "We didn't see you two when Snape and McGonnaggal were singing, where were you?" He asks, and I look nervously to Liza for her answer, after smiling at Ron who was bein unusually quiet after the Without Love song. | |
| | | Liza Moderator
Number of posts : 616 Age : 30 Location : Home Registration date : 2007-07-25
| Subject: Re: Pain of the past Thu Sep 06, 2007 12:47 pm | |
| I smirk at them, "We were outside here watching, X-ray charm, because we came late and didn't want to interupt them while they were getting into the songs. They sounded good, we wouldn've hated to inturrupt them. I mean, just because we didn't get much sleep last night, it's no ecuse for being late and inturping a performance like that." | |
| | | Miss. Granger Moderator
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| Subject: Re: Pain of the past Thu Sep 06, 2007 12:56 pm | |
| I smile at her explination, and nod frantically. "Yeah, thats exactly what happened, and it didnm't help that we woke up late and started inchanting each other." I add with a giggle, but get distracted by all the songs now in my head from that musical, and begin humming I Can Hear The Bells loudly. | |
| | | Liza Moderator
Number of posts : 616 Age : 30 Location : Home Registration date : 2007-07-25
| Subject: Re: Pain of the past Thu Sep 06, 2007 12:58 pm | |
| "That was so funny, who'd have thought staying in the Gryffindor dorm could be so fun," I say,and then see there faces and my smirk drops from my face. "No, don't look like that, I slept in one of the beds, away from Hermione, stop looking like that! I'm taken, so is she! Stop looking like that!" i babble at them, as they are looking at Hermione and me with a lewd interest. | |
| | | Miss. Granger Moderator
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| Subject: Re: Pain of the past Thu Sep 06, 2007 1:13 pm | |
| I stop huimming abruptly and turn a light shade of pink. "Shes telling the truth!" I exclaim, and see their eyes dar back to me "Honest" I add loudly, to Ron, who was looking at me like I was a betrayer, but also with [as you said] lewd intrest. I scoff, and turn away with a slight laugh "You don't honestly think that do you Ron?" I ask him with a pout, while Harry was staring at Liza, even if he didn't 'love' her anymore. | |
| | | Liza Moderator
Number of posts : 616 Age : 30 Location : Home Registration date : 2007-07-25
| Subject: Re: Pain of the past Thu Sep 06, 2007 1:28 pm | |
| "Bloody hell, just because I'm a lesbian, I'm quite sure Hermione is as straight as Ron's wand when he thinks of her! Nothing happened, so please stop staring at me!2 I say, addressing the last part to Harry, and Ron looks thoughtful for a minute before saying... "Was it good?" I stare at him in shock, and then smrik, "Oh yes Ronald, the best I ever had," I say sarcastically. His jaw drops. "Can I watch next time?" he asks and I lose my temper. I punch him squarely in the nose, and he drops like a sack of potatoes. I stand over him and lift him by his shirt collar. "Nothing happened, I'm happily taken and you'll do well to think before you speak if you want to stay the same.That last comment was sick and perverted, and so was carrying on after I said nothing happened," I say in a dangerously quiet voice before dropping him on the floor and storming off. | |
| | | Miss. Granger Moderator
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| Subject: Re: Pain of the past Thu Sep 06, 2007 1:35 pm | |
| I look in shock at Ron on the floor, then look up at Liza storming down the corridor "Ron, you were out of line, but.." I don't continue as I see he can't even hear me. Liza practically knocked him unconsious. I sigh and mutter my goodbyes to Harry, running after Liza and grabbing the back of her robe to stop her "Liza, you're deathly scary, and I must say he deserved it..." I quaver on my next sentance, not sure if there's much more to say. | |
| | | Liza Moderator
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| Subject: Re: Pain of the past Thu Sep 06, 2007 1:41 pm | |
| I spin a round, "Damn right he deserved it, the little sicko!" I say angrily, because I curse under my breath and turn away agia I storm over to a wall and punch it, scraping my knuckle and denting the wall. "I hate it when people say stupid things like that without thinking." | |
| | | Miss. Granger Moderator
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| Subject: Re: Pain of the past Thu Sep 06, 2007 1:45 pm | |
| "He probably was thinking, but he's not the brightest crayon in the box when it comes to empathy. " I say with an edge to my voice and a displeased sigh. "Is your hand okay by the way, that must've h..." I stop as I see Harry walkung - and Ron staggering from his nose - over to us "Great" I mutter, and look at Liza worridely. | |
| | | Liza Moderator
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| Subject: Re: Pain of the past Thu Sep 06, 2007 1:50 pm | |
| I scowl, "I'll see you later, I have to meant the bone sin my hand, and I don't want to have to punch you're 'boyfriend' again," I say with a sneer, turning away from her an walking in an eerily calm way down the corridor. | |
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